Sometimes they flip-flop -- hey! no kiddin'
I use my left brain then I use the right
I'm the day -- I'm the night
My personality has a plurality
And that's why they call me "Mr. Duality"
   That's me... that's me too

Now a part o' me is Jeckyl -- part is Hyde
My eggs are poached -- and then they're fried
I can be chaste -- I can be sexual
I'm powerful -- well sometimes ineffectual
My personality has a plurality
And that's why they call me "Mr. Duality"

   Two cars in my garage
   My brain's so very large
   Two chickens in the pot
   Twice as much as you've got

I'm an AM guy that's loud and boisterous
A party animal -- obnoxous and roisterous
But I can be mellow -- I've got an FM side
A public radio brain full of culture and senerity
Until AM returns and sets my biscuits free

   Cause there's two of me... count em, two!
   I'm outgoing -- I am repressed
   I feel damned and I feel blessed
   I'm male and I am female
   I think I'm in heaven I belong in jail
   I'm dominant and I'm submissive
   I'm black and I'm white
   I'm inside and outside -- before and after
   My mind and body are slave and master
   I'm funny/serious/obvious/mysterious
   A rude boaster and a Milquetoaster
   My personality has a plurality
   And that's why they call me "Mr. Duality"
   (Two guys... one bod)

My two sides want to pull me apart
But we're stuck together, where do we start?
That might seem to be dichotomy
But it could be worse if there were a lotta me
I don't want to have multiple personalities
Two is enough!  Duality