Transcribed by Chris Vagnini 
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There are two things
I can't stand
One of them is your mom
One is just as bad
Is your dad
Why did we have to come

This is the eighties
It should be understood
That we sleep together

Ba dop

We've been together a month now
Why are they so uptight
When they invited us to dinner
I didn't know it meant spend the night

I helped with the dishes
Your mother told me all about when you were small
And then she said

Before it gets too late
I'll show you where you'll sleep tonight
You'll share a room with Johnny

Before it gets too late
I'll show you where you'll sleep tonight
You'll share a room with Johnny

Over the and me we watched tv
Me any you and your mom and dad
When the news came on your dad John then said
Come on dear lets go to bed
We stayed on the couch there
And then your dad came downstairs and said
Hey kids lets go

I bumped my head
Getting into bed
In Johnny's lower bunk

I couldn't sleep
Cause the little creep
Snored and his tennis shoes stunk

I listened to the fish tank
And the bubbles seemed to be saying to me

Ba dop

Before it gets too late
I'll show you where you'll sleep tonight
You'll share a room with Johnny

Before it gets too late
I'll show you where you'll sleep tonight
You'll share a room with Johnny

At 2 am I couldn't help myself
I tiptoed down the hall to your door
But then your dad came out and said
Where are you going
I guess I lost my way to the bathroom

Before it gets too late
I'll show you where you'll sleep tonight
You'll share a room with Johnny

Before it gets too late
I'll show you where you'll sleep tonight
You'll share a room with Johnny

No johnny no

Before it gets too late
I'll show you where you'll sleep tonight
You'll share a room with Johnny

It's getting me down

Before it gets too late
I'll show you where you'll sleep tonight
You'll share a room with Johnny