Artist: Bloodhound Gang
Song: three point one four
Album: Hooray For Boobies
Tabbed by: Fabian Soto

this is the same as the other one I did
except this one has lyrics

Regular Tuning EBGDAE

Clean
  Intro A                         Intro B
e:3---3---0-----0-3---3---0-2-3-0|3---3---0-----0-2-2-2-2/5-5-5-5
B:--2---2---2-------2---2--------|--2---2---2--------------------
G:------------2------------------|------------2------------------



Distortion
  Riff A
G:7-7-7---------6-4-4-4---------6-7-7-7|
D:7-7-7-4-7-7-7-6-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-6-7-7-7|
A:5-5-5-4-7-7-7-4-2-2-2-4-7-7-7-4-5-5-5|
E:------2-5-5-5---------2-5-5-5--------|

G:7-7-7---------6-4-4-4----|
D:7-7-7-4-7-7-7-6-4-4-4-4-7|
A:5-5-5-4-7-7-7-4-2-2-2-4-7|
E:------2-5-5-5---------2-5|

Clean
  Verse A
G:---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---
D:---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---
A:---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---
E:-----------------------------------
"My last girlfriend didn't like me..."
"Women are like dog doo..."

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7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---9---9---
7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---9---9---
5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---7---7---

G:-----------------------------------------------------|
D:9---9---9---9---9---9---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7|
A:9---9---9---9---9---9---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7|
E:7---7---7---7---7---7---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5|



Clean
  Verse B

G:------------------------7-7-7-7-
D:--------4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7---------
A:5-5-5-5-------------------------
E:--------------------------------
"Early bird gets the worm..."
"Sizzler, She got a beef..."

-------------------------------------------|
------------------------7-7-7-7------------|
--------4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-----------------6-6|
5-5-5-5-------------------------7-7-7-7----|


G:----------------------------------------------|
D:-------------9-9-9-9--------------------------|
A:-6-6-9-9-9-9-----------------4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-4|
E:---------------------5-5-5-5------------------|



Distortion
  Chorus
G:7-7-7-7-------------------------|
D:7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-|
A:5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-|
E:--------5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-|
"I need to find a..."


Distortion
  Ending
e:2--2--2--2--5--5--5--5--7--7--7--7--5--5--5--5|
B:3--3--3--3--5--5--5--5--7--7--7--7--5--5--5--5|
G:----------------------------------------------|
D:----------------------------------------------|
A:----------------------------------------------|
E:----------------------------------------------|

Three Point One Four

 My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be
 Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me
 Lefty? Yeah but that was alright
 She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright
 My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony
 I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
 Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky
 So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys
 Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word
 So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd
 I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color
 And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother
 But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
 And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?
 Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat gee
 You know what I really want in a girl? Me

 I need to find a new vagina
 Any kind of new vagina
 It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
 Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina

 Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt
 It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up
 I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters
 Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture
 No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese
 Preferably for me fat-free American singles only
 I want my next chick anorexic the winner is the thinner
 Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
 Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat
 If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
 Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough
 No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up
 Just independent like NOFX smart like Janeane Garafolo
 She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know
 Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System gee
 You know what I really want in a girl? Me

 I need to find a new vagina
 Any kind of new vagina
 It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
 Kevin Klein? Kind of South Carolina

 Vagina vagina vagina vagina
 Vagina vagina vagina vagina

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