I could take the pitchfork from the devil
Keep a super suit like I'm incredible
From the deep, blue sea to the dark blue sky
I'm the baddest man alive
I'd grab a croc and I'd bite his tail
Hack off the judge, and put a guy to jail
Make the meanest woman break down and cry
I'm the baddest man alive
I'm the baddest man alive
I take no measure, I take no jive
Sometimes I feel like I can fly
I'm the baddest man alive
I'm the baddest man alive

Don't plan on being bad, but I'm bad beating pussy
My name Pete Thompson, and you knock on wood,
Teddy bear hoops, I tell rise your hood
Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should
I snatch food from the top of a tiger
Take a gasoline path and I walk through fire
Bear hugger grizzly, suck milk from a titty
Spit in the crocodile face, have a menage a trois, but two female apes
And sleep in the bad boy butcher knifes
I drank honey straight from the beehive
Bungee jumping off the Empire State butt-naked
Promenade across the Golden Gate, butt-naked
With the baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die
When the drill peo?le come I look all white and inside
I plus up in the face of the rich Upper East
Cause I'm a great white shark, they go and brush his teeth
I'm the man who stole the golden fleece
And I date rape you right in front of the peace
The baddest man alive and I don't plan to die

I'm the baddest man alive
I take no measure, I take no jive
Sometimes I feel like I can fly
I'm the baddest man alive
I'm the baddest man alive