I don't wanna do this grown up shit no more

I wanna shoot the shit with you and crash out on your floor

But the floor's long gone and so are you my friend

And now I wonder if we'll ever shoot the shit

Cause now everybody's opted for a new kind of life

The buddy gets the boot from the screaming wife

It's really fucked that no one wants to be a kid no more

Cause the best bed I ever had was on your floor



It ain't as bad as I make it seem

But it's got me feeling down

And I know that it wouldn't be such shit

If you were still around



And if you're ever in town come knocking on my door

There will always be a place for you on my floor

Yeah we'll sip a Schlitz and sit around and shoot the shit

And laugh at all the jokes no one will ever get

Man I'm so glad you didn't go out like those fuckers did

Your hair is going gray but you're still a kid

And really pissed that no one wants to be a kid no more

Cause the most fun I ever had was on your floor



It ain't as bad as I make it seem

But it's got me feeling down

And I know that it wouldn't be such shit

If you were still around