You think you're really something, think you're the cat's meow.

You're just the forty-sixth plastic bitch on this side of town.

You think you got what I need, baby I don't need a thing.

Yeah I was breakin' hearts before I could walk, girl I'm the fucking king.



Acting like you want a puppy dog, some chump to yank around on a chain.

Well I cut all the ties that bound and now it's Daddy's turn to play.

So truck your cute little ass a couple stools over,

got some drinkin' to get done.

I ain't no little puppy I'm the alpha wolf, the devil's only begotten son yeah



Go dance around the playground, find yourself another fool.

I'm gonna knock a few back with the pack and shoot a little pool.

Whenever I see your face, I lose the taste to drink.

You think your shit ain't stinky but baby the truth is you're just shitty, shitty in pink.



Acting like you want a puppy dog, some chump to yank around on a chain.

Well I cut all the ties that bound and now it's Daddy's turn to play.

So truck your cute little ass a couple stools over, got some drinkin' to get done.

I ain't no little puppy I'm the alpha wolf, the devil's only begotten son yeah



You're shitty, so shitty...