The Third World seems to be sinking
 Can't you all get over there
 And we'll have them all over here

 And you can learn to catch your own food
 And you can learn to build your own hut
 And we'll make up the usual excuse
 To keep them in the pubs till they're shut

 Hey skin, I just thought
 The doctrine Hitler has taught
 Is still kicking off in the States
 Can't you go and join with your mates

 Join up with the clueless clan
 Dress up in a bag and a skirt
 End up looking like a jed
 Meanwhile we'll have gone mad

 And the hidden jukebox plays us a song
 For each and everyone
 For black, white, straight and the gay
 Celebrate you being away

 Hey Turk I was thinking
 OK so l may have been drinking
 You can come drink over here
 And we'll fuck them off over there

 Whisky for the Greek and the Turk
 Gin for the Arab and the Jew
 A double arsenic for Mister Le Pen
 Cause it's him who soils Europe and not you

 And the hidden jukebox plays us a song
 Everyone should sing along
 With a message that'll ring and ring
 These are the words that we sing