Hey Fellaz!! (yeah!)

Can I get a soul clap?? (yeah)

Hey ladies!! (yeah)

Can I slap that lower back??(yeah)

Let the beat drop!!

(bout this shorty I met.. couple of days ago and shit..)



Hey yo shorty's off tha bar hook..

Shakin that ass.. 

She don't mind if we all look

It's all good

Oh yeah mommy let me holla at ya

Wanna strip 

Throw a dolla at ya



Honey dip was a thug bitch from Bucktown

Lookin like she needed a good fuckdown

I was like damn momma you like ecstasy

Like James Brown I wanna get in to it like a sex machine

I said yeah I'm feelin everything you do

She said.."oh yeah ain't you that kid from the yuuuuuu!!!"

I said yeah!! As I bit my lips

Hypnotized as my eyes focused on her tits

I was like by the way Whats your name??(she says)Mary Chacohn

She knew I was a dog that liked to bury the dong(the bone)

Well thats cool, 

Just like I knew she was a BK hoe

That was only down for a TKO 

AKA Blazy I tried to touch her ass

She was like "shit!! the least you could do is say please!")

I said heres my map, and the flyer wheres my shows at

She tried to get me back for touchin her ass and squeezed the bozak

I was like WHOA!!momma I caught the steel wood,

But she whispered in my ear Poppy that feels good

She asked Can I have it tonight??

Yeah before 11, She was like 

For sure my nigga round 7



(6:59)Brrrrrriiinnnggg!!!!!

So she gave me call around 7:00

She said Patrick I really need some of your cock!!

I'm crazy horny I wanna ride the pony!

I told her I gotta long solami and thats no bologna.

So she came to my crib started my mind in the penis

I told her before I bust mommy bahapelogenis

I had her coochy juicy

She had my head gooey

When I pulled out my chewbacha dick she said

CHeeeeeewwwwwwyyyyy!!!

Thats all you heard when I pushed it (yaaaaayyyy)

The phsycho's no joke

and Thats no bullshit

I made her come

Like niagra falls

Bam! Bam! Bam!

With my viagra balls

Its like that baby 

She scratched my back crazy

Who stroked that ass to sleep

My nigga Pat Blazy

She said (snoring oy oy oy)

(pitfight pitfight) (from the back)(saga continues)(sleep with me)(bring them 

belts right here)

This was a true story, but the names have been changed to protect the innocent 

(Patrick Blazy) (chickens down here ya know)(yellow claw)(yeah now I ain't 

playin with y'all come on now my nigga Pat Blazy(big swinger)no good)(Fly away)