She came in through the bathroom window 
        Protected by a silver spoon 
        But now she sucks her thumb and wanders 
        By the banks of her own lagoon 
      Didn`t anybody tell her? 
        Didn`t anybody see? 
        Sunday`s on the phone to Monday, 
        Tuesday`s on the phone to me 
      She said she`d always been a dancer 
        She worked at 15 clubs a day 
        And though she thought I knew the answer 
        Well I knew what I could not say. 
      And so I quit the police department 
        And got myself a steady job 
        And though she tried her best to help me 
        She could steal but she could not rob 
      Didn`t anybody tell her? 
        Didn`t anybody see? 
        Sunday`s on the phone to Monday, 
        Tuesday`s on the phone to me 
        Oh yeah.