Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota 
        There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon 
        And one day his woman ran off with another guy 
        Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn`t like that 
        He said I`m gonna get that boy 
        So one day he walked into town 
        Booked himself a room in the local saloon. 
      Rocky Raccoon checked into his room 
        Only to find Gideon`s bible 
        Rocky had come equipped with a gun 
        To shoot off the legs of his rival 
        His rival it seems had broken his dreams 
        By stealing the girl of his fancy. 
        Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil 
        But everyone knew her as Nancy. 
        Now she and her man who called himself Dan 
        Were in the next room at the hoe down 
        Rocky burst in and grinning a grin 
        He said Danny boy this is a showdown 
        But Daniel was hot-he drew first and shot 
        And Rocky collapsed in the corner. 
      Now the doctor came in stinking of gin 
        And proceeded to lie on the table 
        He said Rocky you met your match 
        And Rocky said, Doc it`s only a scratch 
        And I`ll be better I`ll be better doc as soon as I am able. 
      Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room 
        Only to find Gideon`s bible 
        Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt 
        To help with good Rocky`s revival.