If you`re listening to this song 
        You may think the chords are going wrong 
        But they`re not; 
        He just wrote it like that. 
        It doesn`t really matter what chords I play 
        What words I say or time of day it is 
        As it`s only a Northern song 
        It doesn`t really matter what clothes I wear 
        Or how I fare or if my hair is brown 
        When it`s only a Northern song. 
      When you`re listening late at night 
        You may think the band are not quite right 
        But they are, they just play it like that 
        It doesn`t really matter what chords I play 
        What words I say or time of day it is 
        As it`s only a Northern song. 
        It doesn`t really matter what clothes I wear 
        Or how I fare or if my hair is brown 
        When it`s only a Northern song. 
        If you think the harmony 
        Is a little dark and out of key 
        You`re correct, there`s nobody there. 
        It doesn`t really matter what chords I play 
        What words I say or time of day it is 
        And I told you there`s no one there.