She was a working girl 
        North of England way 
        Now she`s hit the big time 
        In the U.S.A. 
        And if she could only hear me 
        This is what I`d say. 
      Honey pie you are making me crazy 
        I`m in love but I`m lazy 
        So won`t you please come home. 
      Oh honey pie my position is tragic 
        Come and show me the magic 
        of your Hollywood song. 
      You became a legend of the silver screen 
        And now the thought of meeting you 
        Makes me weak in the knee. 
      Oh honey pie you are driving me frantic 
        Sail across the Atlantic 
        To be where you belong. 
      Will the wind that blew her boat 
        Across the sea 
        Kindly send her sailing back to me. 
      Honey pie you are making me crazy 
        I`m in love but I`m lazy 
        So won`t you please come home.