I do them when I'm down in the tub 

With avocado cream they'll take a rub 

They wrinkle like a-raisins if I stay too long 

I wouldn't want to do it wrong 



They'll put you in the driver's seat 

And to the table when you want to eat 

But when you go to sit down in your chair 

Something else has got to put you there 



Take good care of your feet, Pete 

You better watch out what you eat, Pete 

Better take care of your life 

'Cause nobody else will 



They'll twinkle when you fall in love 

And put you there when you jump up above 

When you're on the spot, get them right under you 

One, then the other too 



If you want to do the right thing for them 

Just take a walk in the grass 

But don't you catch yourself fallin' 

Or steppin' on a piece of glass 

(Ouch glass) 

Pete knows all the treacherous blows 

The fallen arches and the cramp in the toes 

He went to H. E. L. P. and got some sandals new 

And dusty old saunas too 



Take a load of your feet Pete 

You better watch out what you eat 

Better take care of your life 

'Cause nobody else will 



Do do do do do do do do do do 

Do do do do do do do do do do 

Do do do do do do do do do do