Stark naked in front of my mirror 

A pudgy person somehow did appear 

Seems lately all I've eaten sugar and fat 

It's getting obvious that's not where it's at 

A big pot and tripley chin 

Oh what condition my condition was in 

Laughing at myself at what a crying shame 

What ever happened to my Greek godly frame 



Cyclamates juicy steaks, sweet things too 

Aren't always good as they seem 

Doughy lumps, stomach pumps, enemas too 

That's what you get when you eat that way 



I read a book on organic foods 

Jumped on a health food kick 

Put me in the mood 

You may not get to perfect overnight 

But on the way you're feelin' clean out of sight 

We ate tonight at Fairfax and 3rd 

We're gonna spread the news and give you the word 

We hope that soon you'll eat like we did today 

We're mighty thankful now that H.E.L.P.'s on its way 

Salad with a special knock you right off your seat 

With carrot juice to wash it all down 

Yummy carob cookies are an organic treat 

And H.E.L.P. has got the best food in town 



H.-E.-L.-P. 

H.E.L.P. your education creates much benefit and peace 



Hamburgers and hot dogs throw 'em all out 

You'll feel so good you'll jump up and shout 

If you haven't why don't you go shopping today 

And 'member now that H.E.L.P. 's on its way 



H.-E.-L.-P. 

Radiant Radish