All you Mormons who like cussing, you are going to hell 

All you preachers who like fucking, you are going to hell 

Little boys that choke the chicken, you are going to hell 

It’s the nature of evolution, the dinosaurs went to hell 



-CHORUS- 

Hell hell hell it’s a wonderful place 

It’s a place of fire and brimstone 



All you Christian politicians, you are going to hell 

Magic Jesus apparitions send you to hell 

Buddhist monks without god you are going to hell 

Those of you dissecting frogs, you are going to hell 



CHORUS 



(talking) 

I need a beer 

-Can opening- 

Ha-ha that was pretty good 

Ahh. Okay 



All you Catholics wearing condoms, you are going to hell 

All us fatties eating bonbons, we are going to hell 

Unbaptized babies learn to limbo, purgatory is hell 

And your religion is a gamble and you are going to hell 



CHORUS 



Check this shit out x 2 

It’s gunna change your life x2 



There once was a man who thought that if he ate all the pages in the bible he could kill most anything 

In 1913 he died of a stroke when he tried to eat the book of kings 



Eat the book of kings x2