I'm the life of the party, I'm always smiling 

On the surface I'm as happy as can be 

And I don't watch the news and I don't read the papers 

And I don't like chicken soup for the soul 



Do you wanna share my applie pie? 

I don't understand why people cry 

Try to just all get along 

Everybody, come on 



When things get heavy I'll change the subject 

And I'll talk about ice cream and teddy bears 

Everytime you tell me about your problems 

I get rigid and scared and I shut off 



Do you wanna share my applie pie? 

I don't understand why people cry 

Try to just all get along 

Everybody, come on 



I've never been sad 

'Cause of lack of emotion I'm very, very glad 

I've never been real 

'Cause my armour means I never have to feel 



Do you wanna share my applie pie? 

I don't understand why people cry 

Try to just all get along 

Everybody, come on 



I don't dig confrontation, I keep my mouth shut 

But I lie to save my own ass 

People talk of politics and people talk of war 

And I don't know why they're so upset 

Uh-uh 



Do you wanna share my applie pie? 

I don't understand why people cry 

Try to just all get along 

Everybody, come on 



Everybody, come on 

Everybody, come on