Anytime you're clean and sober

Any day of week is cool

When you come around my crossroad

Any operator will do



Anytime I'm free and open

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday too

If you wanna play it crossheart

Any operator will do



Anytime you think I'm useful

I'll hold you close the whole night through



Alligator and his pocket calculator will tell you

If you think I'm acting stupid

Hold me close the whole night through

Alligator any major operator will tell you

I got the goods for you



Darling I've had a few cares

I grew up on pockets too

But I spent so many nights alone out here

That any operator will do



Mandelay was once your sweet friend

But now she toots her flute for you

"Lover, I'm all for fun and games

That any operator will do"



Anytime you think I'm useful

I'll hold you close the whole night through



Alligator and his pocket calculator will tell you

If you think I'm acting stupid

Hold me close the whole night through

Alligator any major operator will tell you

I got the goods for you