There is a girl, she is brand new
So shiny vinyl-y, so finally we know what to do
And she is toxic what I hear
And just like plasticine
I want to squish her
Because she's perfect
She's plastic
She's perfectly plastic
Everybody wants to kiss her
Perfect plastic lips
They said to get away
But I can't give her the slip

It makes me wonder if this world is plastic
A-woah-woah you're really artificial
It makes me wonder if you might think
That I may be artificial myself
It makes me wonder if this world is plastic
A-woah-woah you're really artificial
It's officially official

You know that girl, she's out of touch
So squeaky, freaky, and I'm thinking
That she may be too much
And she's a genius did you know?
And yeah, I'm sure she really cares about you
Because she's perfect
She's plastic
She's perfectly plastic
Everybody wants to kiss her
Perfect plastic lips
They said to get away
But I can't give her the slip

It makes me wonder if this world is plastic
A-woah-woah you're really artificial
It makes me wonder if you might think
That I may be artificial myself
It makes me wonder if this world is plastic
A-woah-woah you're really artificial

It makes me wonder if this world is plastic
A-woah-woah you're really artificial
It makes me wonder if you might think
That I may be artificial myself
It makes me wonder if this world is plastic
A-woah-woah you're really artificial
It's officially official

Kiss those plastic lips