I saw you there 
With your pretty blondish hair
Eating a breakfast burrito
You seemed so neato
So we took the bus down to the pier
Down on the sand
By the metal detector man
We looked across the bay
As the dolphins swam away
We held hands
And just imagined
With tears in my eyes
You had to say goodbye
You had to go
You couldn't tell me why
You said something about you moving to Alaska

I'm gonna miss you
I'm gonna miss you so much
Those hot summer nights
Won't last forever
I'm gonna miss you
I'm gonna miss you so much
Those hot summer nights
Won't last forever

I know you're gone and you can't come home
I'm so alone, but I'll never forget about you

Dear Elizabeth
I hope you're doing well
I think it's so awesome that you're out monitoring glacier patterns
in some remote part of Alaska where no one can get a hold of you
I thought I'd try anyway

I understand
So I bought a krugerrand
I'll wear you near my heart
We'll never be apart
Now the heavens will smile upon us
With tears in my eyes
You had to say goodbye
You had to go
You couldn't tell me why
You said something about you living on an iceberg

I'm gonna miss you
I'm gonna miss you so much
Those hot summer nights
Won't last forever
I'm gonna miss you
I'm gonna miss you so much
Those hot summer nights
Won't last forever

I know you're gone and you can't come home
I'm so alone, but I'll never forget about you

Dear Elizabeth
Again, I hope you're doing really good
I haven't heard from you yet but
Anyway, the weirdest thing I met your identical twin sister Liz the other night at a party?
Wow. she looks just like you
It was so trippy
Anyway she said you miss me but not to try to get a hold of you because you're real busy
And the weirdest thing is I guess she's joining you on the expedition?
Wow. that's totally cool!

I'm gonna miss you
I'm gonna miss you so much
Those hot summer nights
Won't last forever
I'm gonna miss you
I'm gonna miss you so much
Those hot summer nights
Won't last forever


Dear Elizabeth and Liz
I hope you're doing well
Anyway, I was at the mall and I met your identical cousin Beth
I didn't even know they had identical cousins and it made me miss you even more

[Phone Rings]
Hello?

Er, hello is this Elizabeth?

Yes it is

Elizabeth, it's me Roger - from the beach!

Oh...oh did I say Elizabeth? I meant, um, it's Francine...hah

Oh...Francine?

Yeah, I'm watching their house while they're gone over in Europe.

Europe? I thought they were in Alaska?

Oh did I say Ala...I said, meant Alaska.
Yeah, they're in Alaska
Whatever, Europe, Alaska it's the same 
Well, anyway they're going to be changing this phone number so you probably shouldn't call here any more ok? 
Ok bye

Oh man