Way down among Brazilians
Coffee beans grow by the billions
So they've got to find those extra cups to fill
They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

You can't get cherry soda
cause they've got to fill that quota
And the way things are I'll bet they never will
They've got a zillion tons of coffee in Brazil

No tea or tomato juice
You'll see no potato juice
Cause the planters down in Santos all say no, no, no

A politicians daughter
Was accused of drinking water
And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill
They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

Way down among Brazilians
Coffee beans grow by the billions
So they've got some extra cups to fill
They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
In Brazil...

And when their ham and eggs need savor
Coffee ketchup gives 'em flavor
Coffee pickles way outsell the dill
Why they put coffee in the coffee in brazil

No tea or tomato juice
You'll see no potato juice
Cause the planters down in Santos all say no, no, no

So your lead to the local color
Serving coffee with a cruller
Dunking doesn't take a lot of skill
They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

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They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil