Has hit the town like a bomb
 The back-fence gossip ain't been this good
 Since Mabel ran off with Tom
 Our town was peaceful and quiet
 Before she came on the scene
 The lady has started a riot
 Disturbin' the suburban routine

 CHORUS
 The naughty lady of Shady Lane has the town in a whirl
 The naughty lady of Shady Lane
 Me-oh, my-oh, what a girl

 You should see how she carries on
 With her admirers galore
 She must be givin' them quite a thrill
 The way they flock to her door
 She throws those come-hither glances
 At every Tom, Dick, and Joe
 When offered some liquid refreshment
 The lady never never says "no"

 CHORUS

 The things they're trying to pin on her
 Won't hold much water, for sure
 Beneath the powder and fancy lace
 There beats a heart sweet and pure
 She just needs someone to change her
 And she'll be nice as can be
 If you're in the neighborhood, stranger
 You're welcome to drop in and see

 The naughty lady of Shady Lane
 So delightful to hold
 The naughty lady of Shady Lane
 So delectable
 Quite respectable
 And she's only NINE DAYS OLD