A girl like you could end my confusion
 Penelope please
 Penelope please

 My jeans are not
 Big enough to hold me
 So come on girl
 Don't you try and scold me
 Penelope please
 Penelope please

 You will still be home in time
 To watch the 'Pops' featuring Chrissie Hynde

 I know you see me as an aggravation
 I dream of you in full moon frustration
 Penelope please
 Penelope please

 Don't make me wait
 But answer with affection
 So come on girl
 Look in my direction
 Penelope please
 Penelope please

 You will still be home in time
 To watch the 'Pops' featuring Chrissie Hynde

 I know you view me as a major horror
 But come on babe
 Don't say sayonara
 Penelope please
 Penelope please

 My head is hard
 So girl I will continue
 To plead and beg
 Baby till I win you
 Penelope please
 Penelope please

 You will still be home in time
 To watch the 'Pops' featuring Chrissie Hynde

 At twenty-one I came to this conclusion
 I married her
 But still I'm in confusion

 Penelope please
 ("Come on babe")
 ("No!")
 Penelope please
 ("No!")
 Penelope please
 ("Look you're going to wake up the baby!!!")
 Penelope please
 ("No!!!") Waaaaaaah!!!