Long time ago, me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden
There shined a shiny demon
In the middle, of the road
And he said:
"Play the best sooooong in the world, or I'll eat your souls."
Well me and Kyle we looked at each other,
And we each said:
"OK."

And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be
The best song in the world!
It was the best song in the world!

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
1 and 1 make 2, 2 and 1 make 3
It was destiny.
Once every hundred thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine, and the moon doth glow,
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say,
The beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his rumpy tail!
And the beast was done.
He asked us:
"*snort*Be you angels?"
And we said "Nay!
We are but MEN!"
Rock!
A-aaaaaaaah! Rohhh... Whoaa... Oyoyoooo...

This is not the greatest song in the world, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, yeah...
NO! This is a tribute, Ohhh
To the greatest song in the world, all right
It was the greatest song in the world, all right
It was the best mother fucking song, the greatest song in the world.

(Acapella singing)

And the peculiar thing is this, my friends,
The song we sang on that fateful night
It didn't actually sound anything like this SONG!
This is just a tribute...
You gotta believe me,
And I wish you were there
Just a matter of opinion... Oh, fuck!
Good God!
Gotta help me now!
I'm so surprised to find ya can't stop a-ya
Oh, hallelujah I'm found
Rich mother fucker, ohhhh....
All right!
All right!