Song Title : I'm The Only Gay Eskimo
                 Artist : Corky and the Juice Pigs
                          (Not by Tenacious D, tho many people think it is
                           so i've submitted it to both artists)
                 Tabber : Straits
                www.straits-tabs.tk

These are thw riffs played during the verses:-

        D                  A
|----------------2-------|------------------|
|----------3-------3---3-|----------2-------|
|------------2-------2---|----2-------2---2-|
|--------0-----0---------|------2-------2---|
|------------------------|--0-----0---------|
|------------------------|------------------|

         Bm                 G
|------------------------|------------------|
|----------------3-------|----------3-------|
|----------4-------4---4-|----4-------4---4-|
|------------4-------4---|------5-------5---|
|--------2-----2---------|--------5---------|
|------------------------|--3---------------|



          D           A          Bm         G
I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one i know,

          D           A       Bm             G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe



  D                            A
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,

     Bm                     G
But all i wanna do is get into his parka

        D              A         Bm           G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe



       D                                A
Well, me and duck fluck chuck buck, we both like blubber

    Bm                        Gm
But me i've got this crazy yearning for rubber

         D          A           Bm            G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe



 D                       A
I make a wish on the northern lights

     Bm                               G
that i could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights

          D           A         Bm            G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe And the seals thay sing now

        D        /  / \ /    A       /  / \ /   __
|----------------2--2-2-2-|----------0--0-0-0-|   |
|----------3-----3--3-3-3-|----------2--2-2-2-|   |
|------------2---2--2-2-2-|----2-----2--2-2-2-|   |
|--------0-----0-0--0-0-0-|------2---2--2-2-2-|   |
|----------------x--x-x-x-|--0-----0-0--0-0-0-|   |
|----------------x--x-x-x-|----------x--x-x-x-|   |
                                                  |---This is played while
         Bm      /  / \ /    G       /  / \ /     |   they do the seal immpression
|----------------2--2-2-2-|----------3--3-3-3-|   |
|----------------3--3-3-3-|----------3--3-3-3-|   |
|----------4-----4--4-4-4-|----4-----4--4-4-4-|   |
|------------4---4--4-4-4-|------5---5--5-5-5-|   |
|--------2-----2-2--2-2-2-|--------5-5--5-5-5-|   |
|----------------2--2-2-2-|--3-------3--3-3-3-|___|


       D(Strummed)             A(Strummed)
These cold winter nights are taking their toll

    Bm(Strummed)                     G
I even get excited when i see the north pole...... See the north pole

          D            A           Bm         G
I'm the only gay eskimo, i'm the only one i know

          D           A       Bm             G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe




Then just repeat

| D | A | Bm | G | Chrods for each of the impressions, changing between
                   strumming the chords and playing the riffs depending
                   which impression it is.

Notes:-

/ = Strum down
\ = Strum up