Tenacious D - Episode 2 (HBO)

All songs tabbed by Leebop - leebop99@hotmail.com

There are different recordings out there of some of
these songs that might be played slightly different.

These are tabbed straight from episode 2 on HBO

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Cosmic Shame
tabbed by Leebop - leebop99@hotmail.com

F#    - (244322)
E     - (022100)
A     - (X02220)
B     - (X24442)
Bsus4 - (X24452)


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If I was gonna say just one thing to y?all tonight
I?d say set the artist free
I?m talking about this artist in here, set it free
I?m saying quit your day job
Now I know a lot of you people here, you?re saying
I can?t quit my day job, I got kids to feed Jack
Quit your day job, focus on your

crafts, one time, before its all over, you?ve died, you?ve
squandered it, ya fuckin robots
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Now after a couple of years, of you focusing earnestly on
your craft, KG and I will swoop in
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we will check out your progress, and we will encourage you
to continue,  or we will say
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F#
Stop.  And then seriously you must stop, or penalties will be
created and enforced

  Cause listen                    this is the problem
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Sometimes you follow you heart   sometimes your heart cuts a fart
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That?s the cosmic shame   That?s the cosmic shame
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F#
and I know what you are saying now
E                      A
what makes you guys so fuckin good
               B
I don?t fuckin know, and I don?t like it
F#                   E                              A
I say up going ha ha ha  why can?t everybody fuckin have it
                        B                            F#
Cause this is the thing, some people learn it on the streets

Some people learn it in the schools
          B                                 Bsus4    B
Me and KG, we were fuckin born with it homes,

just check it out

F#                           E
Ri bip ba dip dip dididip     Dididip dip dididip

A                   B
Didididididuuudooo    dididipduuudooo

F#                      E
(do dit    di di di dit   da do do    do do do   da do)
Gigugit Gigugigugit git gigugigugit git  du ba dip gip

A                      B
(do do do do do doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
That shit came off the top of my fuckin head y?all

F#                             E
(Off the top of his head y?all, off the top of his head y?all)
    Ahh  God                   why           why          why

A                               B
(Off the top of his head y?all,   ahhhhh)
        why            why           why

                F#
It?s the cosmic shame

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Sasquatch

Bm - (X24432)
A  - (X02220)
E  - (022100)
F# - (X4432X)
G  - (X5543X) and (355433)
C  - (X35553)

(Bm)              A
   There was some scientists
E                        A
trying to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Bm                  A                    E      F# G F#
  then they figured out it was a missing link.
Bm             A          E                     A
  In Search of Sasquatch, that was a kickass in search of
     Bm      A     E
with Leonard Nimoy kickin out the jams, Haaii
Bm             A          E              A
  He captured imagination, of people all around the globe
Bm             A                E     F# G F#
  His name was Sasquatch so I?m told
Bm             A              C                     G      Bm
  His legend?s ancient in the ancient scribe of the indian tribe
A        E     F# G F#  Bm
  Apache tribe

Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch, he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he?s real
Listen real close to the audiotape now you will know that he?s real
Couldn?t be a man in gorilla suit, no fuckin way, no you know he?s real
Real, real, real real, real, real, really real real

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Don?t take this personally, cause its not about your playing
No, Dude, your drumming is kickass
Its just that the D, its always just been me and KG
And we?re just not comfortable being a power trio

                             I hope there is no hard feelings
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     Sasquatch               We know your legend?s
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  real                        Sasquatch
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  We know your love is    real
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     Sasquatch
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You and Tenacious D are real.


This part is played while Sasquatch is running down ally.

JB plays this
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KG plays this
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The End
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Tribute

Tabbed by leebop - leebop99@hotmail.com

Am     - (X02210)
G      - (320003)
F      - (X33211)
D      - (X00232)
C      - (X32010)
A1     - (X02200) (Asus2)
G1     - (3X2200) (Asus2/G)
F#1    - (2X0230) (Dsus2/F#)
F#2    - (2X0210) (Dm7sus2/F#) ?
F#3    - (2X0200) (?)
F1     - (X33210) (FM7)
Amadd9 - (507500)

Fig 1
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A long time ago, me and my brother Kyle here, we were hitchhiking
Down a long and lonesome road, all of a sudden there shined a
Shiny demon in the middle of the road. And he said

Play the best song in the world or I?ll eat your soul (soul)
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 PM. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

            Well me and Kyle       we looked at eachother
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           And we each said         O.K.
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       Am                          G
And we played the first thing that came to our heads
   F                           Am               G
It just so happened to be  the best song in the world
           F                         Am         G        F
It was the best song in the world ooohhhhyyaaaahhhhiiiiiioooo

And it saved our butts                  because the demon woulda killed us oh
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                   But he was forced to
                          Set us free by the
                                 Honor code that
                                        Demons                  have to
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   Live by       cause its satan?s surprise and its magic      and its a
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  Mystical disguise        butthegerero       the devel?s song
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   And its tragic       you are the mystical ide - ver - gin   and you?re
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   Rocking             * down sweep
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Fig 1
Well needless to say, the beast was stunned
Whip crack with your swampy tail, and the beast was done
He asks us (snort) be you angels
And we said nay, we are but men.     Rock

D         F         C         G
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Am (1 strum)                                 Am
Ohhwhoaowhoaoho   ohhwhoaowhoaoho  ohowhoahoaho   this is not
    G                    F      Am                G  F  Am
The greatest song in the world  no this is just a tribute
                      G                    F       Am
Couldn?t remember the greatest song in the world no    no this is a
G      F     A1      G1                 F#1   F#2   F#3  F
Tribute   ho            to the greatest song in the world   all-
A1          G1                 F#1   F#2   F#3  F
right          to the Greatest song in the world   all-
A1                   G1                          F#1          F#2    F#3
right it is just the best mother fuck its of the greatest song in the world

           ow                  ow                   ow
Wer em ur pow chewga fukay fu fly chuga flabbablabba  a flabbablabba

Ow        aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A duuiuu ooioom fam chuga flaba bababa flagabubba abugga awoomamumma woose

  A1       G1        F#1   F#2  F#3   F1
Sefem

A1                          G1              F#1    F#2      F#3     F1
  And the peculiar thing is this my friends,         the song we played
        A1                 G1                            F#1
On that fateful night        didn?t actually sound anything
F#2       F#3    F1             A1           G1        F#1  F#2
like this song.  This is just a tribute, you got to believe me,
F#3   F1            A1            G1         F#1    F1
and I wish you were there, just a matter of opinion  aaahhh fuck
A1        G1          F#1                   F1
good God, God loving,  Your so surprised to find you can?t stop him,
A1       G1            F#1               F1
upfar    arrrullyupfar Rich motherfucker give upa aahhh

E      F      E     F     E     F              Amadd9

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