Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

Intro:
D	F#m	Em	A
D                F#m
You don't always have to fuck her hard
   Em                        A
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
D                    F#m
Sometimes you got to make some love
Em                        A
And fucking give her some smooches too
B#m                  G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
B#m                      G
Sometimes you got to say please
D                        A
Sometimes you got to say hey

          D        F#m
I'm gonna fuck you softly
Em                  A
I'm gonna screw you gently
          D        F#m
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
          Em          A	  B#m
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

                 G						D
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
                 A				B#m
And then you say wait a minute Sally
              G			              A(strum up once)
I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me
A                     D
That's fucking teamwork
				  F#m		Em
What's your favorite posish'
						A					   D
That's cool with me it's not my favourite but I'll do it for you
				 F#m
What's your favourite dish
		   Em					  A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzabar

    B#m                        G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
    D                             A
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
    B#m                           G
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
    D              Em   A   C G D    Bb C D