This is a song for the ladies,
But fellas listen closely...

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact, sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes, you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too

Sometimes, ya got to squeeze
Sometimes, you've got to say 'please'
Sometime, you've got to say: 

“Hey! I'm gonna fuck you softly,
I'm gonna screw you gently,
I'm gonna hump you sweetly,
I'm gonna ball you discretely."

And then you say: 
“Hey, I bought you flowers.”
And then you say: 
“Wait a minute, Sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth,
Could you get it out for me?”
That's fucking teamwork!

What's your fave posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discretely
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then, I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard