The way this is layed out is that when it says "syrumming or picking" above the tab then thats what you do. The picking is below, just listen to the song and you'll see. Hope you like it, have fun. For any questions e-mail me at icon_redseal@yahoo.com



      E A D G B e
D     x-x-o-2-3-2
F#m   x-x-4-6-7-5
Em    x-x-2-4-5-3
A(ii) x-0-2-0-2-2


Opening
E------------------------------------------
A--------------------------------0---------
D--0---------4---------2----------2--------
G-----2--2------6--6------4--4-----0-------
B----3--3-3----7--7-7----5--5-5------2-----
e---2--2------5--5------3--3--------2------

(picking)

D           F#m                    Em                        A(ii)
Dont always have to *** her hard, in fact sometimes thats not right, to do

D                   F#m              Em                    A(ii)
Sometimes you got to make some love, and ***in giver some smoochy smooch


(The opening picking plays throught most of the song except for whats below and a few other times)

(strumming)

Bm                    G        Bm                        G
Sometimes you have to squeeze, sometimes you have to say please

D                        A
Somtimes you have to say hey

(Picking)

         D        F#m      Em                A(ii)
Im gonna *** you softly, im gonna screw you gently

         D        F#m       Em               A(ii)
Im gonna hump you sweetly, im gonna ball you discretly

(strumming)

Bm                  G
And then you'll say hey I brought you flowers

D                   A
And then you'll say wait a minute Sally

Bm            G
I think i got somethin in my teeth

         D                  A
Will you get it out for me, Thats ***in teamwork

(picking)

D                    F#m
What's your favorite posish?

Em                              A(ii)
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.

D                    F#m
What's your favorite dish?

              Em                             A(ii)
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

(strumming)

Bm                 G
And then I'm gonna love you completely,

D                     A
and then I'll ***ing *** you discreetly,

Bm                    G
and then I'll ***ing bone you completely.

    D              A        C     D
But then I'm gonna *** you hard! Hard.