at work your mouth stays firmly shut

while your boss asks for advice

later at the bar behind his

back you criticize 



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an armchair quarterback you never have to lose

you never have to wipe the dog shit off your

shoes

an armchair quarterback

do you get those armchair blues?



when your girl asks what you like

you shrug, make it her

choice

when shes not around you share her failures with the boys



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instant replay

perfect hindsight

in slow

motion

youre always right

watching life on tape delay

you know what happened yesterday