In a modern evolution there are brand new creatures

Classified loosely as technology freaks

Always searching cyberspace for upgraded features

Ridiculed by others, labeled retards and geeks



I want to pull the plug and cause your system to crash

But then where would you be?

With no heated up discussions in an internet chat

You look like a helpless, virtual loser to me



Virtual, virtual, virtual loser



Their closest human contact

Is through a keyboard and mousepad

But you can't take a computers to the senior prom

To reach 'em write loser care of mommy and dad

or www.loser.com