"Porno Shop" - The Teen Idols
Tabbed by Sean O'Rourke

Verse
C,F,C,G,C,F,C,G,C

C                              A
Johnny has a dream to make the sceen
         C                        G
Where all he has to do is make girls scream
C                                        F
Unbuckling his belt will surely make them melt
          C        G     C
Turning butter into cream

A                                           C
For now, He's an unknown who's content to take orders
F                                      G
Stocking magazines, turning fives into quaters
A                                               C
Soon he'll Make them see that he's got what it takes
F                                      G
When they get a look at his 14 inch snake


(chorus)
C                        F                        C                    G
He's got a job in a porno shop where he mops up for free
        C                             F
Oh, it may suck now, but he knows somehow
                 C            G     C
He'll see his face on a T.V. screen