Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time

I don't have to leave this room

Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time

Have a smoke and watch cartoons

Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time

I've got no place to be

Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time

Except the penitentiary



I'm stuck behind these bars for 25 to life

For robbing a liquor store and

Bumpin' off my wife



You don't have to feel sorry for me

That would never do

Sittin' around here is never lonely

'Cause all my friends are in here too

And we're saving a spot for you



Wednesday's visitation day

But you're never here

Don't wanna see me? That's O.K.

I don't miss you like the beer