[Intro: Tech N9ne (woman)]
Damn baby, that was real good
(Mmm, do you think they heard us downstairs papi?)
I think they heard us downstairs, next door to that
And next door to that, y'knowmsayin? (Hahaha)
"Whoooo, Kiiiiiid!"
[Tech N9ne]
Yeah, that was good baby, puss crazy
Could maybe you turn on the fan cause it's a good 80
in here right now, we were steamy like wow
Bangin like wow, question babe, you my pal, right?
This might not sound right, but your girl is down right
There's clowns type and she right below us hearin our 
sexy soundbytes
And Kutty is sittin down there with her actin like he 
just found Christ
Tellin her he's married so I'm in a hurry to get her 
crown wiped
Listen, I'm ready to do this thing, enough of wishin
Do you think she would come up and get in our fuck 
position?
Don't be lookin at me like I'm crazy baby, it's just 
suspicion
And I never had eyes for your past homies, but I does 
for this one
Cause she's a X, the Roman numeral for 10's a X
and the last letter in sex, wanna smash and get her 
then press
Why you lookin at me like I'm ig-nant? You should be 
pitchin this 
to your homegirl then I can do both of you like a 
polygamist
So are you diggin, it? Do you gotta get twist-ed
to get up the nerve to run to her and get her in this, 
bed?
Looks like you're stressin but the Scorpio in me ask 
the question
I really like sexin you but the two of you would be a 
blessin
[Chorus 2X: Tech N9ne]
What up wit ya girl? I want to enjoy
Would you tell your girl, to get up wit ya boy
And I'm diggin on you, but I'm still curious
You're lookin at me like I'm playin but I'm dead 
serious
[Irv Da Phenom]
Now babe - I'm hopin you don't take this wrong girl
But ever since you came up in here wit your homegirl
I had my eye on you, and her too
And honestly I'm thinkin that I want you both, girl
I - know it may sound a little bit ridiculous, a little 
sick and twisted
If you ain't wit it then I would understand
Cause when I'm thinkin of somethin a little kinky and 
freaky-deaky
You seem kind of timid but on the other hand
Know what they say 'bout them showers, and it must be 
true
Look at you sittin there blushin hard and you smilin
while your homegirl's sittin right beside ya
Every time I look up she's starin into my eyes and I 
just
wonder (hmmm) do you ladies like to share?
Shower with each other, have you ever took it there? 
(yeah?)
Teamwork makes the dream work
So how about we take it to the room - you, me and, her?
[Chorus]
[Royce Da 5'9"]
Uhh, I'm so street when I speak, my speech scrape the 
sewer
I don't wanna meet your girlfriend, I want you to take 
me to her
Uh-uh, I ain't mature
I'm gettin head outside of my ride when I'm drivin, Ace 
Ventura
I come from mad Mitten, I move two bad chicks in
Like "Three's Company" honey, I know, I'm (Jack 
Trippin)
She like to try and kiss me
She said her name was Janet, I said call me Nickel, now 
let's go find Chrissy
I'm not gon' lick the box, but I try to keep you happy
I call my nigga Big Scooby, he'll come and eat ya 
(Shaggy)
I know I act bold
It's just that me, you and her made the perfect 
combination like a track code
I was taught by them eaters to double yo' plate
I'ma be cummin 'til one of you got the Juggalo face
Woo-woooo, I'm just kiddin
Though I am persistant, I got a question, listen
[Chorus]
"Whoooo, Kiiiiiid!"
[Outro]
Bad Season