(feat. T-Pain)
[T-Pain:]

Hey Hey, T-Swizzle {T-Swizzle}

And T-Pizzle {T-Pizzle}



[Taylor Swift:]

I'm like 8 foot 4

Blond hair to the floor

You shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore

No I ain't got a gun

No I never really been in a club

Still live with my parents but I'm still a thug

I'm so gangster you can find me baking cookies at night

You out clubbing but I just made caramel delight

T-Swift and T-Pain rapping on the same track

It's a thug story, tell me can you handle that?



[T-Pain & Taylor:]

I had a dream last night



[Taylor Swift:]

I had high top Nikes

I had



[T-Pain & Taylor:]

Diamonds in my mouth 

And Diamonds on my mic



[Taylor Swift:]

By the time I woke I was singing



[T-Pain:]

I'm on a boat, whoa oh



[Taylor Swift:]

Cause I'm a singer turned rapper



[T-Pain:]

Shorty I'm a make ya



[Taylor Swift:]

Straight to the top, yo



[T-Pain:]

Shorty I'm a take ya



[Taylor Swift:]

You can call me T-Sweezy 

Now I'm a rap star



[T-Pain:]

Hey, It's a thug story

Now tell 'em who you are

Singer turned gangster



[Taylor Swift:]

You don't want to fight me



[T-Pain:]

Straight to the top



[Taylor Swift:]

In my extra small white tee



[T-Pain:]

T-Swift and T-Pain all up on the same track

It's a thug story now can you get with that?



[Taylor Swift (T-Pain):]

What, What, I knit sweaters, yo!

What, What, Don't test me (Beep)

Hey, Hold on, hold on

I didn't even say anything I- (What?)

I said Yo (yup)

You guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything

I didn't swear (She didn't even swear)

Hello? Ugh!