I've never seen the inside of a ballroom

Or listened to a jukebox all night long

But I've seen these are the things that bring you pleasure

So I'm gonna make some changes in our home



I've heard it said if you can't beat 'em, join 'em

So if that's the way you wanted me to be

I'll change if it takes that to make you happy

From now on you're gonna see a different me



Because your good girl's gonna go bad

I'm gonna be the swinginest swinger you've ever had

If you like 'em painted up, powerdered up,

Then you oughta be glad

Because your good girl's gonna go bad



I'll even learn to like the taste of whiskey

In fact, you'll hardly recognize your wife

I'll buy some brand new clothes and dress up fancy

For my journey to the wilder side of life



Because your good girl's gonna go bad

I'm gonna be the swinginest swinger you've ever had

If you like 'em painted up, powerdered up,

Then you oughta be glad

Because your good girl's gonna go bad



Oh yeah your good girl's gonna go bad