Coming from a show at the edge of the earth 
Heading for the airport, still gleaming with mirth 
Waiting for our homebound airplane 
We had a few more tiny beers 
Boarding our plane home i would shock the bourgeois 
I friendly raised my fist, cheering yelled: pa!- pa! 
Falling back into my flight seat 
A distant voice is talking to me 
The gentleman might please excuse 
The pilot likes to have a word 
Please take your personal stuff with you 
Alas! You may not stay aboard 
Lost somewhere in nowhere 
Can't make my way back home 
Lost somewhere in nowhere 
I'm stranded all alone 
First i thought:"the lady wants a baby from me!" 
Our manager got nervous, he looks like e.t 
Instead of falling into deep sleep 
She threw me off the plane 
A costly cab, expensive room, an overpriced flight 
I reached my destination with delay of one night 
Cuddling deep into my sofa 
Again i hear the distant voices 
The gentleman might please excuse 
The pilot likes to have a word 
Please take your personal stuff with you 
Alas! You may not stay aboard 
Lost somewhere in nowhere 
Can't make my way back home 
Lost somewhere in nowhere 
I'm stranded all alone 
The gentleman might please excuse 
The pilot likes to have a word 
Please take your personal stuff with you 
Alas! You may not stay aboard 
Lost somewhere in nowhere 
Can't make my way back home 
Lost somewhere in nowhere 
I'm stranded all alone 
Lost somewhere in nowhere 
Can't make my way back home 
Lost somewhere in nowhere 
I'm stranded all alone