My job's exhausting, that's why I am waiting 
For the end of the week to come 
Then me and all my buddies 
Go to the "Diner's Rum" 
Booze-drinking community just pay one time a monthly 
fee 
Where heavy drinkers will unite 
Cider, Lager, Whiskey, Wine 
Have cocktails, Vodka, Gin and lime 
On ice! 
(Drink! It's all you can drinkI it's all you...) 
Hey, Mr.Bartender 
Let's draft our brains away 
My head feels well shaken 
Not stirred, but that's OK 
Drinking is both, an art and a science 
Practice hard with Himbeerschnaps 
Win "Golden Bottle" contests 
Or "Warm ale challenge" cups 
Banquets alcoholic style 
Glassbuffets make your lives smile 
Wish I could be here all week 
My boss told me yesterday, if I don't quit, he fires me 
This freak! 
(Drink! It's all you can drinkI it's all you...) 
Hey, Mr.Bartender 
Let's draft our brains away 
My head feels well shaken 
Not stirred, but that's OK 
Booze-drinking community just pay one time a monthly 
fee 
Where heavy drinkers will unite 
Cider, Lager, Whiskey, Wine 
Have cocktails, Vodka, Gin and lime 
On ice! 
(Drink! It's all you can drinkI it's all you...) 
Hey, Mr.Bartender 
Let's draft our brains away 
My head feels well shaken 
Not stirred, but that's OK