Can I get a “T” (t)

And if you hit me with the a-l-l-y

Then you'd see why

The hall is here for y'all

The mini-mall is calling us all in.



So kids 

Pack up your mom's car 

Back up the Windstar

Kick it in drive and arrive 

At the mega mart

Slide the side hatch with pride cause your ties match

On booty duty like your name was Eddie Thatch



W.W.T.H.D.?

We like to kick it at the university 

But all work and no play makes us crazy

So we jump in the bumping S.U.V.



Hit the street get the sweet tunes on

Do a donut on your mama's front lawn

And sooner than you know

You've found the rock'n'roll show,

At the Tizzy Hizzy we'll be gone



CHORUS:

We're in the mini-mall

Working the carnival

We like to play it all

Welcome to Tally Hall



Who's to blame

The automated players

I proclaim



Yellow tie the suave fellow writes

Heterophonic tunes of how love bites

Red, the proud loud guy we adore

Is my amp to high?

No, turn it up more

So Grey in the back sipping 'gnac can hear

He's knocking down the shots like Bill Lambeer



Send home the locksmith: Green's got keys 

To unlock the rock in the act, if you please

Now open the case

Give Blue the bass

And jiggle your boodiggle all over the place



CHORUS x2



Can I get a click

Flick off the switch

And we'll ignite the night in pitch



Singing songs you like to hear

And the world will disappear

Then we'll be glowing in the dark

Lighting up the park



Revealing that the hall is the place that aims to please

With unpredictable games and antiquities

They're collectibles so delectable

The unreliable style's undetectable



Like I might rap like an English chap

Take you by the knickers and I'll bum your slap 

You didn't think we had the gall

Well bloody welcome to Tally Hall



We're stereosonic

We're animatronic

We're rapping with the robo-electronic Ebonics

we're a quick distraction

a mechanic attraction

Got a penny in your pocket for the slot

ROCK



Hay ho don't you know

It's a good old-fashioned puppet show.

That's right quite the set

We're the marionette quintet 



We think we're playing in a band

But we'd love to give you all a hand



CHORUS



We think we're playing in a band,

But we'd love to give you all a hand