This ballgame's in the refrigerator,

The door is closed,

The lights are out,

And the butter's getting hard.



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Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,

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Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.



Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives,

Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives.



Need therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Need therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need.



What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.



Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives,

Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives.



Need therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need.



Well advertising's got you on the run,

Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,

Well advertising's got you on the run,

Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,

Well advertising's got you on the run,

Advertising's got you on the run,

Advertising's got you on the run,

Advertising's got you on the run,

Advertising's got you on the run,

Advertising's got you on the run,

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What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.



Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives,

Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms