Virginia Wolf release me cold
I recognize the genius but I'm twice as bold
I have more to say then Hemingway
Lord knows compared to Falkner
I say it in a better way
Gram Green he loves me
He loves my poetic sensibility
Catherine Anne Porter might be the best one now
But in about a year I'm gonna show her how
Yes I will

I said to Reeves the other day
Pruce really is the man
Who comforts me in a way no other writer can
The time is quality of the word
The length is very long
Beleave me Marcel Pruce goes on
And on and on and on 
For seven ??
Now Harper Harper Lee Lee Lee
She only wrote the one book
I've written more then three
Darling Tenessee Williams
Is anybodies guess why a streetcar made millions
And a wedding so much less
I will forever be pondering that one
Harper Harper Haper Lee Lee Lee
Why do they always compare her to me
To me

Won't even talk about you Dora Wellting
As for F. Scott my sad café is greater then his
I'm just telling you someone told me they read
Cause I never read my reviews the might give me the big hin
Now Truman, Capote was hypnotised, mesmerised
Cause he realised that I knew that he knew 
That he played her as my ??
Imagine his surprise
You see it in his eyes
When I win that Noble Prize
Oh thank you
Thank you so very much
Harper Harper Harper Lee Lee Lee
Why do they always compare her to me
To me

She always seems to be receiving more then she deservers
Funny she's poaching on my literary reserves
Yes for Haper Lee we've seen and we've heard
And I'd like to kill more then just that mockingbird
You know sometimes I'm really a woman
So you just wait until next year