Written by Joe Egen & Gerry Rafferty

Produced by David Baerwald, David Kitay & Susanna Hoffs

Released as an unlisted bonus track on 'Susanna Hoffs' (1996)

Also released on 'Bean: The Album' (1997)



Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got a feelin' that somethin' ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs.



Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right

Here I am

Stuck in the middle with you.



Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face

Losin' control, I'm all over the place.



Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right

Here I am

Stuck in the middle with you.



Well, you started out with nothing

And you've found that you're a self-made man

And you fancy I'll come crawlin'

Slap you on the back and say, "please...please".



Tryin' to make some sense of it all

But I can see it makes no sense at all

Is it cool to fall asleep on the floor

You don't think that I can take anymore.



Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right

Here I am

Stuck in the middle with you.



Well, you started out with nothing

And you've found that you're a self-made man

And you fancy I'll come crawlin'

Slap you on the back and say, "please...please".



Here I am

Stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

Here I am.