Now don't get uptight

‘Cause I'm upright

I got the whole night 

To catch up with you drunks

Don't get upset

‘Cause it's a safe bet

I ain't through yet

And I'm fed up with you punks

I don't know why

I guess I'm old school

You say you want to stay

Until the break of day

But you get in the way

So I gotta make it stop

There's a broken nose

‘Cause it's come to blows

And just when it's getting' good

That's when someone calls the cops

Just pay me no mind

And buddy I'm cool

A glass of red wine 

And a barstool

It comes down to a matter of pride

Although I know I ain't that tough

Let's take it outside… Fisticuffs.