you bathe in special oils from mexico because youre afraid 

the water is full of bacteria and might cause obesity 

you dont want to become obese..so you stay away from water 

everything you wear is made of hemp 

well fuck you, fuck hippies, fuck oils from mexico 

fuck you hippie! 

yeah fuck you! 

Hippies are gay (alot of times) 

Ked is a faggot 

Hippies are gay (alot more times