My brother knows Karl Marx

He met him eating mushrooms in the public park

He said: "What do you think of my manifesto?"

"I like your manifesto, put it to the testo"

Took me down to meet the anarchist party

Met a groovy guy, he was arty farty

Said: "I know a little Latin, a kissen an a kai

Said: "I dunno what it means", I said: "Neither do I"

Eat natural food baked twice daily

Fill your nostrils up with gravy

Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee

Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee



Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper

Wait a minute:

"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?"



Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper

Wait a minute:

"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? 

Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no!" 

Dancing in the disco, go go go

Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no, oh no

Dancing in the disco, go go go

Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no

It's all right to say things can only get better

If you haven't just lost your brand new sweater



I know I had it on when I had my tea

And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory

Dancing in the disco, go go go

Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no

Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper

Wait a minute:

"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? 

Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?" 

It's all right to say things can only get better

If you haven't just lost your brand new sweater

Pure new wool and perfect stitches

Not the type of jumper that makes you itch, oh no

Dancing in the disco, go go go

Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no

And my mother will be so, so angry

And my brother will be so, so angry

And my girlfriend will be so, so angry

And my dog will be so, so angry

Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper

Wait a minute:

"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? 

Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no!"