Extra, extra, read all about it!
 News flash, read all about it!
 Here comes another scam and don't you doubt it
 May make you laugh, but it ain't funny
 I can't believe the things they do for money
 Another show that needs to get rated
 Just got to add a little more hatred
 We interrupt this program to tell you
 Disco's out, murder's in

 Kill it!
 Goody, goody, another commotion
 One more time, in slow motion
 The mountain won't come to Mohammed
 Let's keep our fingers crossed and maybe he'll bomb it
 La da de da da de de da da
 All kind of la de fuckin' das
 Disco's out, murder's in

 If you wanna go far, we'll make you a star
 Not looking for a filler, just a serial killer!
 It's got to be violent to make it a highlight
 If we show it enough well everyone will think it's alright
 Disco's out, murder's in
 Kill it! Kill it!
 Disco's out, murder's in!
 Kill it