I woke up and put my eyeliner on today

Painted my nails to take the world on for a change

Turned up my stereo till the nearest wall went

Boom, boom, boom



'Cause I'm a real man, I'm a real man

I'm a real man

I'm a real man, I'm a real man

I'm a real man



'Cause what you wanna know about me anyway

You read it in a magazine

What you wanna know about me anyway

I'm nothing that you've ever seen



I sat down and called my favorite drink up today

Craving the couch where my confession pays it way

Double the medicine so maybe I can smile again

Oh, oh, oh



'Cause I'm a real man, I'm a real man

I'm a real man

I'm a real man, I'm a real man

I'm a real man



'Cause what you wanna know about me anyway

You read it in a magazine

What you wanna know about me anyway

I'm nothing that you've ever seen



I was down in California there's no holidays

Got a tan on Christmas and Bleached my teeth today

Called up my surgeon and transformed into a virgin

For the girls back home

Boom



'Cause what you wanna know about me anyway

You read it in a magazine

What you wanna know about me anyway

I'm nothing that you've ever seen



'Cause I'm a real man, I'm a real man

I'm a real man