You're only friend is the telephone
 Oh duchess  now you're one of us

 You stay at home and lights the light
 They make you smile in the empty night
 Oh duchess  now you're one of us

 Well she knows Latinos and she knows Mexicans
 And she sits alone by the telephone
 But they won't call back again

 You count the pounds and cut your hair
 Won't someone send you a millionaire?
 Oh duchess, now you're one of us

 No friends to see, no car to drive
 You'd go to bars but you're much too shy
 Oh duchess, now you're one of us

 Well she knows Latinos and she knows Mexicans
 And she sits alone over 13 stone
 And they won't come back again

 She knows Latinos and she knows Mexicans
 But now things are tough and they've had enough
 And they won't come back again

 You've had your fun your money's gone
 You spend all day by the telephone