grin and bear it  it's bare and grim
 adoration  titillation i'm the victim now
 because she's figured me out

 she lights my candle she has a handle
 on me it's going well but i'm scared as
 hell that she'll figure me out

 she thinks its sacred to be naked but i
 don't care she's had me there you see
 she's figured me out and i want to
 shout at the top of my lungs now but
 oh my god if she hears me she'll come
 running in these are my hands these
 are my faults these are my plans and
 these are my nasty little thoughts i
 wrote em down for you to
 contemplate at a later date

 well the word is out, what's it all about
 doubtless shady, no shadow of doubt
 in moderation this sensation would be
 fabulous but she's figured me out she's
 in my shower, for an hour she's just
 washin' n wonderin' and trying to
 figure me out

 well, you're out there, just stay out there i won't hear you but be careful man hey careful
 man i care and i'm sleeping now you'll be creeping 'round just when i was on to something
 else that's when she figures me out