Ok, Theres a man who lives on Buttler Street
Who's completly out of his mind
You see, he wakes up every morning and theres no one there
Then he gets out of his bed and starts walking around his calling out "Hello?"
As if someone as if someone had been squating in his closet that day
But then... He gets hystarical and runs outside and starts yelling like Charlten Hastin in "Omega Man" Until someone comes out side and tells him to "Shut Up!"
Then he smiles and laughs and does a little dance as he struts inside confident that he's not the last man on earth
He... He does this everyday. W-What the fuck is wrong with people?