Artist: Steven Lynch
Song: "If I Were Gay"
Album: Live
Transcribed by: Joe (Superjoe45@yahoo.com)

(A? = x02x33)

Intro:

D  A?  D  G (4x)

Verse 1:
D       A    D        D/G
Here we are, dear old friend,
Bm         G     A
You and I, drunk again
D              A    D               D/G
Laughs've been had, tears have been shed,
Bm                 G          A
Maybe the whisky's gone to my head

Chorus 1:
     D         A            Bm          G
But, if I were gay, I would give you my heart
     D         A             Bm         G
And, if I were gay, You'd be my work of art
     D         A             Bm        G
And, if I were gay, we would swim in romance
A                   G             A         D     A D G (2x)
But I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants

Verse 2:
D             A       D       D/G
It's not that I don't care (I do),
Bm                           G       A
It's just that I don't see myself in you
D       A      D      D/G
Another time, another scene
       Bm                       G           A
I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean

Chorus 2:
     D         A            Bm          G
But, if I were gay, I would give you my soul
     D         A            Bm          G
And, if I were gay, I would give you my hole-being!
     D         A             Bm            G
And, if I were gay, we would tear down the walls
A                   G             A          D     A D G (2x)
But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cuping my -hands!

Verse 3:
      D     A             D     D/G
We've never hugged, we've never kissed
     D          A         D         D/G
I've never been intimate, with your fist
    D        A       D         D/G
And you have opened, brand new doors
    D    A        D     D/G  D A D D/G (4x)
Get over here and drop, your, Draaaaaawweeerrrs!